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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Rolling News

You told me you'd call! You said you loved me! You tell me what last night meant then!

During a drunken rampage on a long-haul flight, the British military attaché to Thailand informed his audience that North Korea is 'untrustworthy'.

Tell me some Welsh chat-up lines or the saint gets it

One in twelve Irishmen is descended from fifth-century High King and St Patrick-kidnapper Niall of the Nine Hostages.

Pine marten: family footwear franchise stock options keep me in tree bark, small furry rodents

The best way to meet a pine marten is to 'butter a tree stump with peanut butter, sit on the ground ("Cosy tussock!") and wait for a pine marten, complete with snowy-white bib, to come and dine by the light of the moon.' (Nancy Banks-Smith, Guardian)

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