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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Darts on the Telly

Mental arithmetic

Theatrical post-throw pointing at audience, pint glass, nothing in particular

Occasional comedy nickname

Cutaway shots to wrong woman all evening, he’s never even met her

Debt consolidation agencies, breast-pocket ads for

Bloke shouting scores has in fact just wandered in off street

Canadian commentator on first-name terms with someone in audience

Large amount of crowd under impression they are at greyhound track/at novelty wig makers' post-conference dinner/are wondering why the barman doesn't put the telly on, the darts is on tonight

Ninja bellycharge/eye-gouging in case of tie

‘Trademark’ ‘victory’ ‘dance’

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