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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Man Shoots Man

Dick Cheney has accidentally shot and wounded a quail on his weekend bag-a-random-human hunt. Justice Scalia is unhurt, though disappointed that Hillary Clinton managed to escape in the ensuing kerfuffle.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...Harry Wittington, 78, took "quite a bit of spray" in the face, neck and upper torso...Cheney, an avid hunter, was shooting at a covey of quail...on the Texas ranch of friend Katherine Armstrong...

Makes it sound like he was firing on a bevvy of beauties in the biggest little whorehouse in Texas when poor Harry crossed his bows.