Thursday, December 01, 2005
You Swollen-Headed Stooge
Insult your soon-to-be-purged-when-the-revolution-comes acquaintances North Korean style:
You bourgeois aggressor, you will be dealt a thousandfold retaliatory blow!
You swollen-headed stooge, we will resolutely smash your desperate war moves!
You black-hearted reactionary, you would be well advised to behave with discretion!
You loudmouthed militarist, we will mercilessly crush you with the weapon of singlehearted unity!
You anti-socialist beast!
You extra-large political dwarf!
The Chinese stuff was fake, but this is genuine. Thank you, Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Popular searches on their archive, nk-news.net inform us, include 'goat farm', 'human scum', 'sea of fire' and 'peerlessly great man'.
Bourgeois aggressors discover there is no hiding place from really pissed off North Korean guy's thousandfold retaliatory blow. Not even some very long grass.