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Saturday, December 24, 2005

All-Seeing Eye

Good evening Solihull, good evening Oregon. I have installed a site meter (foot of page) that tells me where you are, angry loners/long-term unemployed drunks/readers. It also tells me your credit card numbers, so now you know who to blame when that lap dancing club turns up on your statement. If you run the needle backwards across the meter, though, it gives you my credit card number. Consider the weekend in Wetwang on me.

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