Speaking on the phone today to nearby Greystones, Bray confessed to an even bigger than usual Christmas binge. Waking up to a colossal hangover on St "Stephens's" day, the already grossly overweight Co. Wicklow town noticed its waistline had expanded by two overpriced housing developments, a Spar, a Jury's inn and an estate agent's. Offering its sympathy, Greystones noted it still had an unused voucher for a local health club left over from last Christmas. Failing which, Newtownmountkennedy had mentioned just the other day on the phone about this bunch of disaffected locals it was itching to try out on some yuppie commuter scum. Bray then told Greystones it loved it when she talked dirty and hung up.
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