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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Protocols of the Elders of Tehran

President Ahmadinejad of Iran continued to defy UN international brain inspectors yesterday, condemning their search for evidence of his replacement brain programme to fill the gaping hole between his ears. 'Iran is known to be working on a top-secret replacement brain programme for the halfwit who runs the place', Nobel peace prize winner Mohamed El Baradei told reporters; 'The evidence is there.' 'It never happened', President Ahmadinejad angrily informed Angry Beardy Guy Monthly, 'It's an absolute myth. If the Zionist enemies of the people are so keen on a replacement brain why don't they go to Alaska and get one of their own over there.'

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