Face-Off

Local paper hates local paper






Local paper takes on local paper in local paper deathmatch: More readers of our paper than of yours will die in Christmas drink-driving pile-ups, claims local paper; I think you'll find more readers of our paper than of yours will die in Christmas drink-driving pile-ups, replies local paper; It's a deal, say local papers in badly written, laid-out, designed, all-round piss-poor local papers.



Other local paper also hates local paper (the first one, not itself)