No It Isn't And Yes It Is

My response to the two questions in the title of Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur’s Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

Some examples:

Delicatessen Counters at Supermarkets

Pasta salad? They’ve just cooked some salad and then let it go cold.

I will not take a number. I am a free man.


Spam Porn

‘TODAY IS JIZZ DAY!’ … Is it? Is it really?


Wetherspoons

If you really want to economise on booze, there must be better options than Wetherspoons: sitting on a bench drinking Thunderbirds, for instance. Or injecting yourself with cider. The latter will probably kill you, but at least you won’t be giving money to [heavily funded by Wetherspoons founder Tim Martin] fucking UKIP.

An utterly shit numberplate available from the UKIP 'shop' (and possibly Wetherspoons pubs) commemorating UKIP's never-to-be-forgotten election victory of 2004. [Sorry that last bit, i.e. this bit, is by me.]