The Surinamese English Studies Toad.
Possessed of an unshakeable belief that all works of English Literature are in fact about toads. Works including:
Kerouac, On the Toad
Shelley, Toad to the West Wind
Hardy, Far from the Madding Toad
Thomas, Under Milk Toad
Crow, by Toad Hughes
Roland Barthes, Discours de la Toad (he also reads French, somewhat haltingly)
Chaucer, The Canterbury Toads (getting desperate now) –
Not to be confused with the Paraguayan English Studies toad. The best he can do is some rinky-dink book claiming the semi-colon is a big Masonic plot. Tosser.
Now add your own toad-themed titles. Batrachianism is such a rewarding pastime.