Watching Local FC play a friendly against Newcastle last night, I overheard a man behind me in the queue for an ale pronounce on why the service was so bad.
‘It’s because they’re all university students.’
‘Ow’d ye mean like.’
‘No common sense.’
‘Oh.’
‘Some bloke there wants his ale and there’s a problem, right, and instead of saying, let me just deal with the next customer, he stands there without doin’ owt until the supervisor comes. Probably go home and write an essay about it. Twat. It’s all them universities’ fault.’
‘Ow’d ye mean like.’
‘No common sense.’
‘Oh.’
‘Some bloke there wants his ale and there’s a problem, right, and instead of saying, let me just deal with the next customer, he stands there without doin’ owt until the supervisor comes. Probably go home and write an essay about it. Twat. It’s all them universities’ fault.’
Lousy universities... always coming between us and our ale.
Local FC one - Newcastle nil.
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