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Monday, May 07, 2007

Forces of Darkness

The Forces of Darkness' triumph in the Premiership

– and closing of the gap on Liverpool's title record prompts the following thought: for all those years when Liverpool, unaccountably, fail to win the title, perhaps a third, spoiler team might come in handy? Some bunch of underperforming Londoners who, with a random £500 million quid or so, an evil Russian oligarch and a snarling Portuguese enforcer at the helm, might help keep the other forces of darkness in check?

No, I can't think of anyone either.

1 comment:

roosta said...

The Gunners are the key. They are playing a form of football so advanced it CANT win the league yet, they must wait for humanity to catch up with their dazzling 24th century meta-phootball.

You heard it here first.