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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Two 4 One

Two builders in the corner shop. One buys a past its sell-by date Mars bar. It's on a two-for-one offer, but as the shopkeeper reaches for the second one he stops him.

'Why?', asks his mate.

'Coz ah duhn wanner ave to fookin give yew one, do ah?'

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