Body dead three years found in London women's refuge bedsit; heating and television still on; bedsit 'a safe environment for skeletalised domestic abuse victims everywhere'; enjoyment of Eastenders greatly enhanced by failure of cortex function; only slight problem the whole 'being dead and no one noticing never mind giving a shit' thing.
The problem with skeletalised bodies in bedsits is that if another one comes along who is excellent it'll take her three years to get in the papers, by which time she might be out of date (see above).
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