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Monday, August 21, 2006

Exploding Dell Batteries/Microsoft's Mr Paperclip Announce Strategic Merger

Hi, you seem to be writing a shitty first novel that will take you three years before being rejected by everyone you send it to/a pointless PhD thesis on the semiotics of Friends/an even more pointless (ha ha) blog. Shall I allow you to proceed with your criminal folly or initialise battery explosion now?

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