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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Britain on Terror Alert

Britiain reported 'reeling' at today's uncovering of a plot to make millions of citizens queue in noisy, over-priced airport departure lounges surrounded by noisy, horrible people before being stuffed into noisy, horrible budget airline flights and shouted at to buy scratch cards by underpaid, harassed-looking Polish stewardesses, with no possible escape short of a terrorist attack warning and the cancellation of the flight so we can all go home, order a nice Chinese takeaway, and watch The Bill instead.


TheSarc said...

New Article: Terrorists "1 for 2" in Airline Murder Plots, Tie Breaker set for 2011

Anonymous said...

You are a shocking cynic. I completely agree of course. I got stuck in Dublin airport for five hours. Not pleasant. Neither was the lump of cardboard masquerading as a pain au chocolate. Or the 3.50 euro i forked out for it.