Bjorn from Iceland

Björn [Something in Icelandic.]
You (Say 'yes', you think that fish is good.)
Björn [Something in Icelandic.]
You (Say 'no', you don't think that fishcakes are good.)
Björn [Something in Icelandic.]
You (Say 'yes', you think bread with butter and cheese is good.)
Björn [Something in Icelandic.]
You (Say 'yes', you think sweets are very good.)
Björn [Something in Icelandic.]
You (Say 'no', you don't think that vegetables are good.)

(from Teach Yourself Icelandic)

Björn from Iceland, what is your problem? I'm just trying to have some lunch here. Do I look like a fucking six-year-old you can buy sweets for and then try to sexually abuse? 'Sweets are very good' – get outta here! You and your bloody fishcakes. Go do some scientific whaling, you dirty perv.