To his adroit Creator
Ascribe no less the praise –
Beneficent, believe me,
His eccentricities –
I held a bat in my palm once. It looked a bit like a fur-and-leathery chocolate biscuit. I felt I should have brought it a tribute, some tasty bugs for instance, or a piece of banana. Do bats like banana?
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