Prince Harry Sent to Iraq

(Said by Squadron Leader to Flight Officer Perkins):
“I want you to take up a crate, Perkins.”
“Sah!”
“Fly over to Jerry.”
“Sah!”
“Take a shufti.”
“Sah!”
“And don't come back.”
“Sah!”
“You are going to lay down your life, Perkins.”
“Sah!”
“We need a futile gesture at this stage. It will raise the whole tone of the war.”
“Goodbye Sah! – Or is it au revoir?”
“No, Perkins.”