In Toad We Trust
British tourist finds toad in trainer on return from holiday in Gambia. A toad that had been in Gambia too, obviously. It wouldn't be much of a news story if it just crawled in from his back garden now, would it?
[O my brothers in Toad. One toad-related news story per day please and no more. Let not the not-toads be made suspicious of the coming event. The time is almost nigh. In toad we trust.]