Local Asshole Now Local Asshole With Blog: The Twisted Brain Wrong of a One-Off Man-Mental
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Darts on the Telly
Mental arithmetic
Theatrical post-throw pointing at audience, pint glass, nothing in particular
Occasional comedy nickname
Cutaway shots to wrong woman all evening, he’s never even met her
Debt consolidation agencies, breast-pocket ads for
Bloke shouting scores has in fact just wandered in off street
Canadian commentator on first-name terms with someone in audience
Large amount of crowd under impression they are at greyhound track/at novelty wig makers' post-conference dinner/are wondering why the barman doesn't put the telly on, the darts is on tonight
Ninja bellycharge/eye-gouging in case of tie
‘Trademark’ ‘victory’ ‘dance’
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