Local Asshole Now Local Asshole With Blog: The Twisted Brain Wrong of a One-Off Man-Mental
Friday, July 13, 2007
Contemplating a large dollop of bird poo dripping down a window like a Jackson Pollock action painting, I wondered again: how come pigeons are able to shit sideways? Do they hover in search of a window then machine-gun it out? Has anyone ever seen them do it?