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Saturday, July 01, 2006

England Go Out

Sven leaves after second penalty to catch early sitting in dinky little Japanese restaurant he knows; England marks world cup exit with inconsolable yet measured collective, synchronised head-lowering and double thigh-slap; Steven McClaren reveals contents of touch-line notepad actually a lesbian detective novel set in Belgium; dressing room too afraid to tell Wayne Rooney England lose, preparations for staged fake semi-final begin.

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