Local Asshole Now Local Asshole With Blog: The Twisted Brain Wrong of a One-Off Man-Mental
Monday, January 04, 2010
January first, Two-faced, like Janus: Shooting a soldier, Taking a bonus.
February next, A poet’s Valentine: Roses are red, Sir Fred’s a swine.
March arrives And spring’s at the door, March-ing the daffodils Off to war.
For the rest of this parody, titled ‘Bankers and Soldiers’, and a much more enjoyable and accomplished piece of writing than the wretched laureate fare Carol Ann Duffy has been spewing for the doggerel-loving House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, see here.