Monday, January 11, 2010
Six Steps from Iris Robinson to a United Ireland
Iris Robinson toyboy story sparks wave of sexual hysteria among female DUP voters, leading to collapse of Unionist family values.
Mental-health services stretched to breaking point by resulting hospitalization of guilt-stricken Evangelical types.
Smug-marrieds’ tasteless mansion sector of Northern Irish construction industry implodes, contributing to general economical collapse.
Sammy Wilson seizes control of DUP, squanders province’s entire budget on creationist display at Ulster Museum, leading to widespread food shortages, breakdown of law and order, general anarchy.
Dissident Republicans enter power-vacuum.
United Ireland established.