Bert Ahern

This is Bert Ahern. Unlike the outgoing (how outgoing, I wonder? does he do karaoke?) Taoiseach Bertie Ahern, Bert is not resigning, despite forty years’ service in the history department at the University of Minnesota. He may not ever have been a minister of finance or prime minister in his time, but I’m willing to bet he at least had a goddamn bank account, unlike that other you-expect-me-to-believe-that slieveen.

Bert Ahern. Deserving of the thanks of Irish people everywhere for his contributions to historiography and the University of Minnesota history department.