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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Hoovering Aqua Tinted Cappuccinos

Spellcheck Knows Best, Or, English Literature Like What It Ought to Have Been Writ:

Despite initial awkwardness, Elizabeth and Mr Darcy fall in love after getting aqua tinted.

After fleeing the Turkeys, the assassins [in The White Devil] reappear dressed as cappuccinos.

The ghost of Hamlet's father hoovers in the background.

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