Ouch

I've just fallen over and fractured my hand. Ouch. (Mutters.) Stupid natural instinct to reach out my hand and get it crushed, think you're so...

In the hospital they gave me a 'half cast'. Don't they know the correct term these days is 'mixed race'? (Mutters.) Stupid racist medical science, think you're so... I'll get you...

Moral: take it smack on the backside instead. That's what backsides are there for. Or possibly the head. The head's good too.

Or just never go out. (Mutters.) Stupid 'I'm so great' outside, think you're so... I'll get you... just you wait...