Flutulence: the ability to fart mud.
Down the pub yesterday I heard about someone's 'anti-psyotic pills', which I have decided cure both psychosis and sciatica (or psychotic sciatica).
And finally, an announcement in Tesco's: All backpackers to the checkouts now, please. Ah, the noble adventure of the gap year, backpacking (rather than bagpacking) your way through the breakfast cereal and petfood aisles of the North of England's Tesco branches.
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