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Monday, July 04, 2011
The Lifelong Habit of Breathing In And Out
Very cheering to find Adam Mars-Jones’ review of Gordon Bowker’s new biography of James Joyce in The Observer yesterday, as I travelled back from Ah-Trieste-ate-I-my-liver and the Joyce school there. Even with that link, the corkers in AMJ’s review are too good not to reproduce here. It would seem Bowker does a good line in historical scene-setting flannel:
‘For the British Empire, as 1882 dawned, it was business as usual. Queen Victoria... had ruled her domain for 45 years, and would reign for a further 19.’ Perhaps there was some sort of floral clock arrangement in public parks, displaying a countdown, so as to keep citizens properly informed of their future.
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He’s also fond of spurious but would-be clinching juxtaposition:
‘John's habit of regular long walks around Dublin and environs, caught by his children, foreshadows the wandering narrative line which snakes through most of his son's fiction.’ It's hard to see how it would be possible to go further in this vein. Perhaps: his father's lifelong habit of breathing in and out, in strict alternation, instilled in the young Joyce an abiding interest in rhythm and pattern...
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Of Bowker’s endless need to read Joyce’s books as straightforward autobiography, AMJ finally declares:
Seeking to extract personal testimony from any novel whatever is like trying to tell the time from a clock in a painting. Doing the same thing with Finnegans Wake is like trying to tell the time from the soft watch in a Dali phantasmagoria, undeterred by the fact that it’s draped over a branch, if not crawling with ants.
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I always dislike the word ‘academic’ as a term of abuse, e.g. in the (inexplicable to me) way that some people spurn James Knowlson’s biography of Beckett in favour of Anthony Cronin’s skimpy and under-researched effort. I say this not because I work in a university, but because getting things right is absolutely not the preserve or the exclusive duty of academics. It is a prerequisite for writing a book about anything, whether James Joyce or the reproductive life of the blue-footed booby.
Bowker’s book though seems to have the intellectual credentials of a Daily Mail weekend supplement article subbed on his iphone by a books editor on holiday in the South of France. I suppose the good thing about the whole saga is that no publisher can point to it as a good reason for turning away a genuine scholar who did fancy writing a proper follow-up to Ellmann’s book. Really though, does Joyce not deserve better?
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3 comments:
Apart from the passages pinched from Adam Mars-Jones this commentator's own contribution is quite false and a complete misrepresentation.
Viz.'But in Bowker this correction has now been overturned and the hospitalisation theory reinstated. Bowker also describes John Henry Newman opening the University of Ireland in 1850 and welcoming as one of his first students Daniel O’Connell.'
He has not read the book and is simply hanging onto someone else's coat-tails
Gordon Bowker states that the Cyclops chapter of Ulysses takes place in Davy Byrne's pub. It takes place in Barney Kiernan's pub. Has Bowker 'read the book'?
Anonymous, who's arsed what fucking pub this fictional hoo ha's set in, hey? Not fucking me, coz I am abso-fucking-lootley anti-fucking-aca-fucking-demic, you anonymous cunt.
If you had the courage to speak as yourself instead of hiding behind a piss-poor tenor in a shit lame voice, maybe then we'd be having a fucking conversation that consisted more of just me calling you a cunt, you fucking cunt!!
Wake up, dickhead, and talk about what was really important to Joyce the man, the flesh and piss and shit and farting fuckingh genius that got birthed arse-first (I bet you never fucking knew that) in the city of filfth and lies, saints and drug crime, brassers and bullshit, a thousand broken bastards bawling at the moon, and you, you fucking anonymous cunt.
Wake up, stretch the sleep from your eyes and get fucking gassing on summat other than this anal wank..
Tell a fucking knob joke, swear, be like me, another anonymous cunt hiding behind a shit tenor in a crap voice. Then, then, as Bono's arl fella used to say to the shaded magus who makes James Joyce look like a fucking ant, we can fucking talk, sonny..
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