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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Irish Lexicographers Stand By to Update Definition of ‘National Humiliation’ to ‘70 Billion Euro Handout’ (Not That You're Getting Any Of It, Mind)


Larkin's ghost said...

All we can hope to leave them now is money.

Coirí Filíochta said...

Not with a bang but a whimper
Came the end of a sovereign people
At the hands of Biffo & Bertie,
Fitzgerald & McCreevey; slick-tongue
Lenihan saying black is white
Read my lips, there is no bail-out

Just a refusal to tell you the truth
In everything we do. Now fuck off
We have pensions to spend
Millions to squander on ourselves
Just like great-uncle in the post
office, on whose memory we piss

Pretending we're just like him
Who knew hardship and hunger;
Had grandparents thrown onto
The roads of Bohola for being
Skint; just like us, the smiling
Piss taking assassins of your
Sovereignty, dickheads.

Have a lovely day.