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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Irish Lexicographers Stand By to Update Definition of ‘National Humiliation’ to ‘70 Billion Euro Handout’ (Not That You're Getting Any Of It, Mind)

2 comments:

Larkin's ghost said...

All we can hope to leave them now is money.

Coirí Filíochta said...

Not with a bang but a whimper
Came the end of a sovereign people
At the hands of Biffo & Bertie,
Fitzgerald & McCreevey; slick-tongue
Lenihan saying black is white
Read my lips, there is no bail-out

Just a refusal to tell you the truth
In everything we do. Now fuck off
We have pensions to spend
Millions to squander on ourselves
Just like great-uncle in the post
office, on whose memory we piss

Pretending we're just like him
Who knew hardship and hunger;
Had grandparents thrown onto
The roads of Bohola for being
Skint; just like us, the smiling
Piss taking assassins of your
Sovereignty, dickheads.

Have a lovely day.