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Monday, September 21, 2009
Oblivia Revisited
Herr Neumann, unable
to find an Aryan bride
these past ten years,
reconciles himself to a helpmeet
of ‘suntanned’ complexion.
‘Deutschland über alles!’
he roars, downing his Bock,
but stares blankly when
I mention schnitzel and bratwurst.
Macaw droppings profane
his only 78,
a Fürtwangler Beethoven Seven.
One day he too
will hear Wagner, he tells me.
Perhaps I might whistle some now?
Parsifal, which is
to say The Pirates of Penzance,
and the cicadas join battle.
My good friend
Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald
hauled a steamboat over
a mountain to give
the jungle its opera;
I too will prove myself
a conquistador of the useless.
Amfortas lies wounded.
The realm of Klingsor
awaits me, and Kundry the witch.
‘I am the very model of
a modern major general...’
Herr Neumann wipes
the tears from his eyes.
‘Ach so!’
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