If everything in Limerick were shaped like a saint or the madonna and adorned with rosary beads, it would be immune from vandalism. We need madonna-shaped pay and display machines, and every shop window should have a plastic transparency with an image of a saint. No more weekend night damage.
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Where are Ted and Dougal?
Careful now! Down with this sort of thing!
If everything in Limerick were shaped like a saint or the madonna and adorned with rosary beads, it would be immune from vandalism. We need madonna-shaped pay and display machines, and every shop window should have a plastic transparency with an image of a saint. No more weekend night damage.
"If everything in Limerick were shaped like a saint or the madonna..."
But everything IS! People just haven't noticed the resemblances yet. Urgent: more miracle-spotters needed.
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