To go with dogging, whaling etc, peacocking would have to be the act of having sex with a petrol pump, in honour of 'Mr P', an eight-year-old peacock 'who spends his waking hours displaying, strutting and calling to four petrol pumps at a service station in Brierley in the Forest of Dean'.
In his defence, the sound of the pumps resembles an amorous peahen.
Peacocking. It's the must-try deviancy du jour. The stains take forever to get out though.
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