Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Irish Lexicographers Stand By to Update Definition of ‘National Humiliation’ to ‘70 Billion Euro Handout’ (Not That You're Getting Any Of It, Mind)

2 comments:

  1. Larkin's ghost4:39 PM

    All we can hope to leave them now is money.

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  2. Not with a bang but a whimper
    Came the end of a sovereign people
    At the hands of Biffo & Bertie,
    Fitzgerald & McCreevey; slick-tongue
    Lenihan saying black is white
    Read my lips, there is no bail-out

    Just a refusal to tell you the truth
    In everything we do. Now fuck off
    We have pensions to spend
    Millions to squander on ourselves
    Just like great-uncle in the post
    office, on whose memory we piss

    Pretending we're just like him
    Who knew hardship and hunger;
    Had grandparents thrown onto
    The roads of Bohola for being
    Skint; just like us, the smiling
    Piss taking assassins of your
    Sovereignty, dickheads.

    Have a lovely day.

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